Because they all wear red shirts
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
Loafers.
Because they don't C#.
He ran into wrong wall at train station
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
The captain's log!
