Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts