Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.