Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.