Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Skeleton Burp Jokes More Skeleton Burp Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart