Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!