Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

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What do you call a skeleton in fancy attire?

Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.