Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.