What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).