What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you a pterodactyl that can't fly?

Inosaur.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.