What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")