Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.