Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.