What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!