Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"