Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.