Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Little Mermaid Jokes More Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.