Moonwalking
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Heir mail
In bits and pieces.
Because he got a hole in one!