When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Short Jokes More Short Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File