If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
He wanted to be on time.
Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.
Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Moonwalking
Hor-crocs.
He Shatner.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Because she's a medium
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
You belong.
Jim shorts.
Pay-To-File
Because the service was horrible.
