Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.