Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why did the DJ consider himself to be a part of the LGBTQ community?

Because he was transitioning.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.