Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

because they serve Poutine.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

How do you get a Cambodian person to join you?

Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week