They both nailed a 2x4.
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Because he had the right of way.
Profit Muhammad.
He made a gross prophet!
A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.
He wanted to double his prophets.
Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there
Because he was god's profit.
Because Muslim girls can't go to school
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
Put it into airplane mode.
A Terrista
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Ham-burgers!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
In the ring.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
