Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.