What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

How did you get into my house?

business.

Underlay Jokes More Underlay Jokes

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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