What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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