What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

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What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !