Promote Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

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Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)