Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.