Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Promote Jokes More Promote Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!