Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Automatic Transmission Jokes More Automatic Transmission Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.