One has standards.
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Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
The devil has standards.
It pains them to have standards.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A Lou-ouija board.
A: Who else would follow a chicken
A bearl roll.
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
Because England was discovered before the USA !
Tired.
Windshield vipers.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
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Because it wouldn't commute!
Because they won't commute.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
There are literally Sicilians.
