One has standards.
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Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
The devil has standards.
It pains them to have standards.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
They've got a Taipei personality
Because he had a Taipei personality.
A Crane.
It was Pirated.
TRIGGER-nometry
A gun has one trigger.
One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
The Y2K deadline !
The polar bear, because he's polar!
It lives on ice !
It stares.
Very large ones.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
