What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

let me be your *soil*mate

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!