What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

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Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.