Give the criminals badges.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
There are literally Sicilians.
lowering the bar. or not to.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
so he could flip the bird
He flips houses.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Expecto-Patron-On-Ice
He walked into a bar.
He charges you double.
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
The crime rate.
A: The Crime Rate!
They were Stalin
Bjork in the USSR !
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
Make way, children.
Austalian
