What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

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What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

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On account of the coffin.

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Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead