How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

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How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy??

A Spaghetto.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...