What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

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My chestnuts are roasting"

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.