How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.