How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom