What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...