What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...