What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.