What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Good Boy Jokes More Good Boy Jokes

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"