What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"