What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)