What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What do you say to a black guy in a suit ?

Will the defendant please rise !

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!