What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-