What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Jail break.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.