What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-