Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
Cook-a-doodle-do!
They weren't thinking straight.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
You can hide your own easter eggs.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
He was running a little behind
