What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.