What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!