What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.