What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

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Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.