What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.