What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!