What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Previous Random Joke Next

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.