What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

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What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.