What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

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Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ?

Brent out of shape !

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...