What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?