What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" heads to private room "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead