What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.