What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.