She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke
A nun with a javelin through her head.
One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Trans-Fender.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
When you can burp and taste it.
