How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.