How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

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Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.