How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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A Brazilian.

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Ya know what Just screw it.

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None, change comes from within.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.