How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.