How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.