How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.