What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?