What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment