What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

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How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.