What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.