What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned