What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

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A snake with a lisp !

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

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Her clam smells like fish!