What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

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What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.