What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

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What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!