What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy