What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.