Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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