Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Because all the other days are week days.

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Cancelled Czechs.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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