Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

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Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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