What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.