What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.