Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible