Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator